Wednesday, April 18, 2007

hi guys, this is jerome here. haha decided to get the username and pw frm yun ru to post some jokes down here reugularly... hopefully gd enough to make u laugh and release stress =)

Announcement in an aeroplane:
"This is captain Tan speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd lik to welcome u aboard Mercury Airlines Flight 007 frm S'pore to Delhi. We r currently flying at a height of 25,000 feet midway across the indian ocean. If u look out of the windows on the right side of the aircraft, u will observe tt both the engines r on fire. If u look out of the windows on the left side, u will observe tt the left wing has fallen off. If u look down towards the ocean, u will see a little yellow life raft wif 4 ppl in it waving to u. That's me ur captain, the co-pilot and 2 of the air stewardess. This is a recorded message... this is a recorded message..."

Gary was in jail. one day, he received a letter frm his wife."I hav decided to plant some tapioca in the back garden. When is the best time to plant it?" Gary knew the prison guards read all the mail, replied in a letter, "Dear wife, wadever u do, do nt touch the back garden. That is where I hid all the gold." 2 weeks later, he received another letter frm his wife. "u wouldn't believe wad happened, some men came wif shovels to the hse, and dug up the back garden!" Gary wrote another letter: "Now is the best time to plant the tapioca."

have a nice day,
Jerome



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