Wednesday, April 25, 2007

jerome here, im back again. tis week is getting busy wif everyone rushing through PI, GPP, tutorials and revision for today's SPA. So here's some jokes again:

Barry and Douglas, 2 professional footballers, were talking."Douglas, i wonder if there's football in heaven?"
"I dunno, Barry."
Some time later, douglas died. One day douglas called barry frm heaven, and barry took the opportunity to ask, "is there football in heaven?"
douglas answered,"i hav gd news and bad news. Which one do u wan to hear first?"
"The gd news."
"The gd news is tt there is football in heaven. The bad news is tt u r playing in goal tis sat."



A manager toking to his surbodinate who wanted a day off:
A day off?
So u wan the day off? let's take a look at wad u r asking for.
there r 365 days per yr available for work. there r 52 weeks per yr in which u already hav 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for work.
since u spend 16hrs each day away frm work, u hav used up 170 days, leaving only 91 days available.
u spend 30 min each day on coffee break. tt accounts for 23 days each yr, leaving only 68 days available.
with a one hr lunch period daily, u hav used up another 46 days leaving only 22 days available for work.
u normally spend 2 days per yr on sick leave. this leaves u only 20 days available for work.
we offer 5 hols per yr, so ur available working time is down to 15 days.
we generously giv u 14 days vacation per yr, which leaves u only 1 day available for work, and i'll be damned if u're gg to take tt day off!



"can i take the afternoon off? i would lik to go to my ex-boss's funeral," ah juan asked his new boss.
"Okay," the boss replied
the next day, the boss told ah juan, "i saw ur ex-boss tis morning."
"i didn't say he was dead," ah juan replied, "i said i would lik to go to his funeral."

hav a gd week ahead,
Jerome



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