Thursday, April 12, 2007
Life is so Busy

HI guys, its me again posting. Have been wondering if any of you actually check this blog on a regular basis or not... but anyways i noe all of us have been very busy this few days, leaving us very tired and lethargic.therefore i have hope that posting some funny stuff here can help relieve tension and simply relax..

Here's goes:

Title: Mother Says....

Throughout the centuries, mothers have given their children plenty of good advice and notable quotes.here's just a small sample:

Colombus's mother:" I don't care what you discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"

Humpty Dumpty's Mother:" Humpty, if i've told you once, i've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? NOOOO!"

Michelangelo's mother:" Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

Barney's mother:" I realize strained plums(a fruit) are your favourite, Barney, but you're starting to look a little purple.

Mona Lisa's mother:" after all th e money your father and i spent on braces,Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

Batman's mother:" It's a nice car, bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be."

Goldilocks's mother:" I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the bear family. you know anything about this, Goldie?"

Albert Einstein's mother:" But Albert, It's your senior picture. Can't you do something aout your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something?"

Superman's mother:"Clark, your father and i have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line. Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths."

Thomas edison's mother:" Of course, I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb,Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"

story by Martha Bolton from the book: Chicken soup for Kid's Soul

that's all for now cya guys soon and hope it helps



6:33 PM